Friday, September 12, 2008

You know You're a Weight Watcher member when...

You know You're a Weight Watcher member when...

You accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many POINTS it had in it.

You stand in the aisles at the grocery store with your WW PointsFinder figuring POINTS before you buy.

Everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the POINTS on their lunch.

You threaten to put your cat on WW.

You figure the POINTS on cough syrup.

Your child says there are too many POINTS in something they don't want to eat!

You don't want to share ANY of your food with anyone because you've measured it and know exactly how many POINTS are in it.

You know where every public restroom is wherever you go . . . you need it after drinking all that water!

You weigh yourself before and after the bathroom just to see how much of a difference it makes.

You ask your WW leader to bring in a curtain so you can weigh-in naked.

Your child gets an "A" in English for turning your journal in as a book report.

You convince the grocery store owner to organize the food aisles according to POINTS values.

You hang your 5 pound book markers from your car antenna.

You replace your college diploma with your 50 lb. magnet (now which one is actually tougher to achieve?).

You Calculate Activity points for Sex!

People at work know when your WI day is because you have the same outfit on that day EVERY WEEK

you call your family to the dinner table and instead of "what's for dinner?" they ask "how many points are we having for dinner?"

you take a bite and then spit it out because you realize it wasn't worth the points!

you mark all the food boxes in the house with points per serving

you carry your journal with you wherever you go

you take Molly McCheese with you to the restaurant so you don't waste your points on butter

you ask your family to hide the cookies and chips so you won't be tempted

"On The Side" become the 3 most uttered words in your vocabulary

you start parking in the back of the parking lot for the extra exercise

you start wondering why restaurant servings of most meals are large enough to feed 3 grown men

you start wondering how many points are in bubble gum

you look down at the backs of your hands and get freaked out by how skinny they look

you want to drive to Ben & Jerry's individual houses and drown them in a vat of Chunky Monkey

you take up knitting/crocheting/tatting/rughooking/p

aintbynumbers to keep your mind off food

the thought of having a bran muffin for breakfst gets you so excited you can't fall asleep.

you dance a little jig in front of the frozen foods case in the grocery store because you finally found Skinny Cows!

You stop licking postage stamps when you realize they are 1 tenth of a calorie each.

you know in advance, by heart, what you can eat at each and every resturaunt that DH may want to go to.

instead of carrying an armful of things thru the house, you intentionally made several trips to get in that extra 20 steps of walking.

you smile and gaze adoringly at the produce aisle.

your junk drawer at work has been revamped to include Milky Way Lites, LF granola bars, FF Pringles and lite peach cups instead of Cheetos and snickers bars.

you take a big black permanent marker and not only mark the points but also write your name and "DO NOT TOUCH OR ELSE".

everywhere you go, you take along two 'purses'. Your regular purse, and your Weight Watcher's Black Bag, with your points guide booklet and slider in there!

you dont wear any makeup to get weighed in , fearing it will weigh too much

you see really overweight people and want to tell them they can do something to change their lives!

You hold up your snacks next to your kids' snacks and warn them to be sure not to eat yours or it will result in their demise.

the jeans that you would have never dared to put in the dryer for fear that they would not make it back over your hips... are in there right now, as you hope to shrink them enough that they won't fall straight off!

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